Halloween 2008 Jokes, Funny Halloween Jokes, Halloween Fun, Halloween Humor

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Halloween jokes for Halloween 2008..What more guys?Halloween 2008 is on October 31st, 2008, Friday. On Halloween 2008, you can have fun with these short Halloween jokes, Halloween jokes for Kids, Halloween jokes for Adults. Without Halloween jokes, the fun of Halloween is not complete. Celebrate this Halloween with these funny Halloween jokes and Halloween Pranks. Check out more funny jokes at jokes, prank. You can get scary halloween stories, short halloween stories, ghost stories and halloween horror stories here at paranormal, ghost, UFO

Q: What do call the ratio of a jack-o-lantern’s circumference to it’s diameter?
A: Pumpkin π.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He had no guts.

Q. Why do vampires scare people? A. They are bored to death!

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.

Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.

Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin.

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