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Monday, December 7, 2009

Christmas snowman jokes, Funny snowman jokes, Frosty snowman jokes, Snowman, snow ball, Snow jokes and oneliners for kids

Merry Christmas. Season of snow has come. Time now to have lots of fun. Read these funny snowman jokes and spend nice holidays in this Christmas.
* What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
* What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
* Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
* How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
* What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !
* How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
* How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
* How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
* What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
* What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
* What do snowmen like on their burgers?
Chilly sauce!
* What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
* What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!

* What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!

* What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!

* What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out!

* What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!

* What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!

* What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
Ice Tea!

* What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting!

* What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos!

* Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a “Snow"-bank!

* Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snowman is an island!

* Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decembrrrrrrrr!

* What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
* How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
* What bird can write under the Arctic Ocean?
A ball-point pen-guin.
* What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

* What happened when the snowwoman fell out with the snowman ?
Nothing - She gave him the cold shoulder

* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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