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Merry Christmas. Season of snow has come. Time now to have lots of fun. Read these funny snowman jokes and spend nice holidays in this Christmas. * What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps ! * What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers ! * Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs ! * How do snowmen travel around ? By icicle ! * What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ? A snowball ! * How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet ! * How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman? The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up! * How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you! * What do snow kids have for breakfast? Ice Krispies! * What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes! * What do snowmen like on their burgers? Chilly sauce! * What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle * What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics? Lost! ...

What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? “Rude”olph Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch? Deery Queen What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbonhood Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog. More Christmas jokes

President-elect Barack Obama to Americans: Shop 'til you drop...almost. "What we don't want to do is get caught up in a spiral where people pull back from the economy, businesses then pull back, jobs are reduced and we get into a downward spiral," Obama said Wednesday, his third straight day of giving the nation an economic pep talk. "People should understand that help is on the way," the soon-to-be-President reassured. "As they think about this Thanksgiving shopping weekend and as they think about the Christmas season that's coming up, I hope that everybody understands that we are going to get through these difficult times." Obama said his family would be breaking out the greenbacks on Friday, the busiest shopping day of the year, to give the economy a boost. "We are gonna do some Christmas shopping," he said. His daughters, Malia, 10, and Sasha, 7, have sent their wish list to Santa, he said, "but we may do some extra shopping...

Santa Tracking Control Center NORAD has started their annual tracking of Santa Claus as he makes his way around the world (his current location is Aqtobe, Kazakhstan). This year NORAD is working with Google , tracking Santa using Google Earth and using special Santa Cams to upload videos of his travels to the NORAD Tracks Santa YouTube channel . For ongoing updates on Santa’s location, see the NORAD Tracks Santa website . The NORAD Tracks Santa (NTS) program has been around for a long time, since 1955 to be exact! We believe that Santa Claus is alive and well in the hearts of people throughout the world. NORAD uses four high-tech systems to track Santa - radar, satellites, Santa Cams and jet fighter aircraft. Detecting Santa all starts with the NORAD radar system called the North Warning System. This powerful radar system has 47 installations strung across the northern border of North America. NORAD makes a point of checking the radar closely for indications of Santa Claus leavi...

Celebrate Christmas by decorating your own Christmas tree widget online with lights, bulbs, candy canes & stars. Send free Christmas cards, ecards & greetings to friends and family & wish them Merry Christmas.

True Spirit of Christmas It's Christmas ! Time to adorn your home with wreaths, stars, bells and brighten it up with candles and lights. Spread the true spirit of Christmas among your loved ones. Bright 'N Joyful Christmas Christmas is the jolliest time of the year. Celebrate the joys of this wonderful time and have fun-to-the-max with your friends & loved ones. Free Christmas Ecard Christmas Party The light snow, jingling of bells and festive spirit all indicate one thing - Christmas is here! It is the time of the year to meet up with family and friends and greet them on this auspicious occasion as well as look forward to a brand New Year. With everyone planning their Christmas Eve parties, how can you lag behind? Merry Christmas To You It's Christmas... it's time for fun and good cheer! Spread the joys of this merry and jolly time of the year among your friends. Send our cute Christmas Friends ecards to wish them a wonderful time. Send them from o...

[ Source found here ] It is that time of the year when we want to wish our loved ones and celebrate the joys of the season. It is not always possible to wish your loved ones personally. Today technology is so much more advanced that you can send them your love by spending less than 5 minutes using tools online. Sending snail mail cards is losing its way just like sending letters did. Just like email which replaced the letters and chatting which replaced the regular phone calls, eCards too will eventually take over the snail mail cards that you send. To keep yourself well prepared for the season we will look at the top sites that allow you to send Christmas eCards without having to spend a penny. And you do not have to do it just before the Christmas or New Year’s you can schedule your eCards to be sent on a future date too. So no more postal delays anymore everything will be delivered on time. All of these e-Greeting sites we will look at allow you to personalize each of...