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Very funny April Fools day jokes, April fools jokes - Double decker bus, blonde and brunette joke

Double Decker bus Two groups charter a double Decker bus for a weekend trip to Atlantic City. One group is all brunette and the other is all blonde. Once upon the bus, the blondes head upstairs and the brunettes hang out on the bottom level. The brunette group has a ball. They're whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go and check on them. When she gets up to the top deck, she finds all of the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead, each clutching the seat in front of them. "Whoa, whoa -- what's going on here? We're having a GREAT time downstairs!" One of the blondes replies through chattering frightened teeth, "Yeah, but you guys have a driver!" Read more funny april fools day jokes , april fools day pranks and have fun. Read everything funny and all funny jokes where you can find best april fools day jokes, funny april fools day pranks , april f

5 funny indian sardarji jokes, sardar jokes, indian jokes, hilarious jokes

1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. 2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? 3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". 4 Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes! 5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go. Read more sardar jokes Check - Everything Funny Read - All funny jokes Some juicy jokes

A Love Poem - Heart To Heart, All these I have loved

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Image by kortini via Flickr It's a beautiful love poem . what would you name it? 'Sweet musing'? 'Forever yours'? 'Heart to heart '? 'Raptures of the heart'? 'Sweet rhapsody'? These I have loved. The soft flakes of snow from my windows, The sweet murmuring of dry leaves at the end of fall, Myriad emotions that flow across the heart, The rheum in my eyes, All these I have loved. The little guy across the street Who rings my doorbell on many a lonely day to sell a bunch of roses He’s a darling . Music sends me into raptures. I love to drown in the melody of their sweet intoxication. Love is my journey along the lanes and by-lanes of my heart. I wish to leave my footprints – here.

Other Definitions of Love

* Love means not having to say you're sorry! * Love is not time's fool! * Love is a part of a man's life, but its a woman's whole existence!

Top 10 Definitions of Love

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Defining love would be like defining an 'ocean'. Every time you take a plunge into the ocean you are bound to find something new and novel. This is because of the human psyche which is different for different individuals. What could be said to apply to one may fail in case of some other individual. But there exist some common threads which bind people in love. Some such tenets which help while defining love are: 1) Love is all about accepting Accepting is an unconditional mutual agreement between the two individuals in a relationship. It could be said that acceptance is about labeling someone as "okay" and having no particular desire to change them. Love means appreciating 2) Appreciation is the next step to acceptance . It is about coming to terms you're your relationship and your partner. True love is about coming to terms with the all the lacuna and accepting a person and relationship in its natural form. A good relationship comes about when you come to term

St. Patrick’s Day Crafts, Pot of Gold craft, Shamrock Pin, Leprechaun Hats, Flower Wreaths

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Image via Wikipedia St. Patrick’s Day despite having its religious nuances, like most holidays is a day to indulge in fun and excitement. This is a day when the mood is Irish and the whole atmosphere is painted green with shamrocks proudly displayed for all to see. Children have their share of fun on this auspicious occasion by indulging in all kinds of fun activities. Adults make effort to spruce up their home or neighborhood and give it a festive look with all things that remind one of the Emerald Isle . Creative minds huddle together to craft beautiful décor items that add shimmer to this holy Irish festival. Try your hands with some of these innovative craft ideas that make use of simple homely stuff to weave magical creations out of it. Pot of Gold craft: Materials needed - Paper Plate, Toilet Tissue or Paper Towel Roll, Glue and Paint. Instructions – Firstly cut the toilet tissue or paper towel roll to a height of about 2 inches and paint it black. Cut the paper plate in half

Love Poem, Romance Poem, Romantic Poem - Only Yesterday By Carpenters

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Image by Bruce McKay via Flickr Only Yesterday ( Carpenters ) After long enough of being alone Everyone must face their share of loneliness In my own time nobody knew The pain I was goin' through And waitin' was all my heart could do Hope was all I had until you came Maybe you can't see how much you mean to me You were the dawn breaking the night The promise of morning light Filling the world surrounding me When I hold you Baby, Baby Feels like maybe things will be all right Baby, Baby Your love's made me Free as a song singin' forever Only yesterday when I was sad And I was lonely You showed me the way to leave The past and all its tears behind me Tomorrow may be even brighter than today Since I threw my sadness away Only Yesterday I have found my home here in your arms Nowhere else on Earth I'd really rather be Life waits for us Share it with me The best is about to be So much is left for us to see When I hold you Baby, Baby Feels like maybe things will be

How to upgrade wordpress 2.6.#(or older versions) to wordpress 2.7.1, Easy Wordpress upgrade guide

Wordpress 2.7 + is brilliant with many in-built features.If you are using previous versions of wordpress (Self Hosted) do upgrade your wordpress now for more enhancements in your wordpress website. It's simple and easy. Just follow these steps and you are up.    1. Backup the following files and folders :           * wp-content (backup the whole directory)           * wp-config.php (file)           * .htaccess file           * Database (using phpmyadmin, backup the whole database, safe.)    2. Downloaded the latest Wordpress.    3. Delete all the old Wordpress files .    4. Extract and upload (or upload and extract) the new Wordpress files.    5. Copy the wp-config.php to the Wordpress root directory.    6. Run wp-admin/update.php ( http://yourwordpresssite/wp-admin/update.php ). It will ask for a database upgrade, continue. If all goes well it will redirect to a blank page.    7. Delete the new wp-content directory and upload your old wp-content directory in place of it.    8.

Wordpress Plugins Bible - 55 Best Wordpress Plugins you must have for Self Hosted Wordpress Websites

7 Wordpress Plugins to Boost Blog Traffic 1. SEO Title Tag The SEO Title Tag plugin allows you to override the automated title tags that Wordpress sets for your blog posts and pages, so you can use keywords in your title tags that are far more search engine-friendly than the words in your actual post or page titles. 2. All in One SEO Pack The All in One SEO Pack plugin does exactly what its name implies - it allows you to add title tags, descriptions, keywords and more to every page and post published on your blog. Users consistently report a noticeable increase in traffic to their blogs from Google searches after installing and using the All in One SEO Pack plugin. 3. Google XML Sitemaps Google XML Sitemaps is a plugin made with a specific search engine optimization benefit in mind - to help Google find every post and every page on your blog, index them and include them in search results. This plugin is particularly helpful for blogs that want to get indexed by search en

Holi SMS and Holi Greetings : Happy Holi

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Holi is the festival of color. Holi is one of the most popular Hindu festival of India. Have you ever thought how to wish happy holi to your friends and loved ones? Holi SMS and Holi greetings are the best way to spread your love to your dear ones. If it's not possible for you to meet your loved ones on Holi, if you are far away from your home, then send Holi SMS and Holi greetings . I have compiled here some Holi SMS and Holi e cards, Holi greetings . Have loads of fun on Holi. Holi SMS, Hindi Holi SMS, SMS For Holi, Holi Festival SMS, Happy Holi SMS, Holi Hain SMS, Holi Text Messages If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi. May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi! Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy

Esther Baxter, Miami music video model plans appearing in a film Speed Dating with Wesley Jonathan

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Esther Baxter is one of the popular music video models from Miami, Florida and was born on September 25th, 1984. Miss Esther Baxter had never the aim of entering the amusement world and had even worked in as nursery school tutor. She had only started thinking about this occupation after her brother introduced her to a representative who immediately got her a part in TQ ’s “Keep it on the low” video. She appeared in the background of quite a lot of videos until she had her big break in the “Free-a-leek” video by Peety-Pablo. Her career has flourished from that day. She was recognized as “Miss Freek-a-leek” from then on. While, she does appear in recent videos today, Baxter has many more thoughts to come as, appearing in a film Speed Dating with Wesley Jonathan , a lingerie line, a book for wannabe models plus her own dvd releasing soon.

Fourth Indian Idol

Souravi Deb Borman has become the 4th Indian Idol. She is a young girl of 23yrs from Agartala,the capital city of Tripura. She had her schooling in Agartala. Souravi, a graduate in business management , in hardly known in her neighbourhood. Her father Sunil Deb Borman is a state govt. employee . Her participetion and gradual progress in the comprtition has changed everything. When she was shortlisted in last ten, she has become a well known face. When she entered the last three, ertire Tripura started praying for her. The maharaja of Tripura led the campaign of voting in her favour. When she finaly become champion, not only Tripura, but also the entire North-East become delighted for their home-girl. Souravi became the first female Indian Idol. She said : I cannot believe my luck, but I became confident when entered the last three. She thanked all, who supported and voted for her.

Vote in India : India Goes To Poll On 16th April 2009

India Goes To Poll on 16 April By Pallab Ghosh With the election dates announced all the assumptions and presumptions came to an end. Simultaneously the moral code of conduct comes into being which clearly means that all the political parties will now have to be more cautious... submitted by - Pallab Ghosh from delhi

Indian Misconception - Western women are easy available

Western Women Are Not 'Available' In some sections of the Indians the misconception that Western women are 'available' rules the roost, thanks to the dominance of blue films. A mindset which has led to troubled times for them during their visits in this land. It's time for the... submitted by - ARVIND from ALLAHABAD

Holi Songs, Bollywood Holi Songs, Popular Holi Songs

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Image via Wikipedia Holi , the most popular Hindu festival of color is knocking at the door. It's the spring time, the season of love. Holi is a festival of love and joy. Holi is a festival to spread your love and friendship to your near and dear ones saying "Holi hain" and " Happy Holi" with gulal (Aabir in bengali). Holi songs are the integral part of the holi festival. There are lots of popular bollywood holi songs. >> Dekho Aayi Holi ... Mangal Pandey » Holi Ke Din... Sholay » Rang Barse...Silsila » Hori Khele Raghuveera...Baghban » Mohe Chedo Na...Lamhe Other Popular Holi Songs from Bollywood * Ang se ang lagana sajan… Darr * Mal de gulal mohe, aaye holi aaye re… Kaamchor * Apne rang mein rang de mujko … Aakhir Kyon * Aayee re aayee re holi… Zakhmee * Phagun aayo re... Phagun * Arre ja re hat natkhat… Navrang * Aaj na chodenge bas humjoli khelenge hum holi... Kati Patang * Holi aaye re kanhayee… Mother India * T

Rachel Ray speaks about FHM photos in ABC Nightline interview

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Image by Getty Images via Daylife Rachel Ray speaks about the FHM photos in an ABC Nightline interview that will air tonight. Ray says of the 2003 FHM pictures: “I think I was 35 at the time. And I thought about it for a while, and I said, ‘You know what? This magazine has as young as 17-, 18-year-olds in hottie bikinis, and these are all actresses, models, pin-up girls . I don’t belong to any even remote club of theirs.’ “And I thought, ‘If I’m gutsy enough to do this, this is a good thing for everybody. This is the everywoman, here she is,’. And I did it, and it was the most scared I’ve ever been, and I wouldn’t change a thing. I’d do it again tomorrow.” “If you spend so much time thinking about the people who dislike what it is you’re doing, you’re doing a disservice to the people that employ you. I’m not employed by those people. I work for the people that want the type of food I write [about], the type of food we share with people.” “I’m not a chef . I haven’t created

Video Of Hudson River Plane Landing - Awesome!

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Image by Getty Images via Daylife Here is a new recreated video of Hudson river plane landing . You'll be amazed watching this takeoff to touchdown video of US Air flight emergency landing in Hudson river. That video is not an actual representation of the time in the air . They were in the air closer to 5 minutes, not 2:38. Check out this article for the timeline of events. Shows that they were cleared for takeoff at around 3:25. Struck birds at 3:27. Touched down in the water at 3:30:30. Still amazing! It's just showing the flight path . Salute to the Pilot for his steel nerve.