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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Bad Christmas Jokes, Funny Jokes On Christmas

What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?

Krisp Kringle

Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

“Rude”olph

Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch?

Deery Queen

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?

Santa Claus-trophbia

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbonhood

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleas Navidog.

More Christmas jokes

Monday, December 22, 2008

Merry Christmas, Ornamental Christmas Trees

This year make your Christmas trees ornamental by decorating it with Christmas impressing your friends and family. An ornamental Christmas tree should have the perfect shape, smell, texture and density.

• A real Christmas tree can be ornamental when decorated with uncommon Christmas gifts like dolls, toys, the 3 stars of Christmas, and presents for all members of the family.

• Served as an ornamental landscape tree, the Colorado Blue Spruce makes a perfect living Christmas tree with its blue-gray to silver color, this tree glows in a natural conical shape.

• The Arizona Cypress owns a steeple shape, and is green. It is an aromatic tree grown along the southern and eastern regions of the US.

• The Balsam Fir has a pyramidal shape. It is dark green with long lasting needles. This fragrant tree is well-known in Canada and some areas of the United States.

• The Douglas Fir is a bluish green pyramidal tree with a subtle sweet scent.

Hanukkah prayers, Chanukah prayers, Hanukkah Blessings

Hanukkah 2008Hanukkah prayers, chanukah prayers, hanukkah blessings, first night hanukkah prayers are offered on the occassion of a eight day Jewish festival Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights. Lighting the Menorah continually for eight days with recitation of Hanukkah blessings, hanukkah prayers, chanukah prayers is the most important ritual in Judaism that is observed during the festival of Hanukkah. The candles are lit in order to show the miracle that was done by God to each Judaist family.
Here are few hanukkah prayers for hanukkah 2008.
Hanukkah Prayers in english:
The flicker of these lights echo the flame of our souls.
Searching. Hoping. Longing to find their place in the world as children of the Most High.
A G-d who promises us redemption through miracle and prayer, seeking and knowing.
He is our guidance who dispels the darkness and opens caverns of hope and salvation to our minds, eyes and hearts.
On this Festival of Lights, this miracle of days, we rekindle the Hanukkah flame in search not only of what has already come, but for the steps we have yet to journey.
And we do so as did our ancestors: in truth.
Praise be to our G-d the Heavenly One who spins the world into adventure, and us into its illuminated song.
Amen.

Chanukah prayers, Hanukkah prayers, Hanukkah blessings, Hanukkah 2008
Every night during Chanukah, when the candles are lit this is the hanukkah prayer or chanukah prayer that is recited.

Ba-ruch ata, A-do-nai E-lo-hei-nu, me-lech ha-o-lam, a-sher ki-de-sha-nu be-mits-vo tov, ve-tsi-va-nu le-had-lik neir shel Chan-nu-kah.
Ba-ruch ata, A-do-nai E-lo-hei-nu, me-lech ha-o-lam,she-a-sa ni-sim las-a-vo-tei-nu ba-ya-mim ha-heim ba-ze-man ha-zah.
Ba-ruch ata, A-do-nai E-lo-hei-nu, me-lech ha-o-lam, she-he-chya-nu ve-ki-ya-ma-nu ve-hi-gi-a-nu las-man-ha-zeh. Hanukkah prayers, Hanukkah 2008

Candle-lighting: 1st Night of Hanukkah, 1st night Hanukkah prayers
Placing the candles:
On the first night of Hanukkah the center candle, the Shamash, is placed first in the Menorah. Then the 1st night's candle is placed in the farthest right spot.
Lighting the candles:
The Shamash, the middle candle, is lit first. The Shamash is then used to light the 1st nights candle.

Candle-lighting: 2nd Night of Hanukkah
Placing the candles:
The Shamash is placed first in the Menorah. Then a candle is placed in the first nights position followed by a candle in the 2nd right spot.
Lighting the candles:
The Shamash, the middle candle, is lit first. Then the Shamash is used to light the 2nd candle from the right, followed by the first candle.

Candle-lighting: 3rd Night of Hanukkah
Placing the candles:
The Shamash is placed first in the Menorah. Then a candle is placed in the first nights position followed by a candle in the 2nd and 3rd spots.
Lighting the candles:
The Shamash, the middle candle, is lit first. The Shamash is then used to light the 3rd candle from the right, followed by the 2nd and 1st candle.

Candle-lighting: 4th Night of Hanukkah
Placing the candles:
The Shamash is placed first in the Menorah. Then a candle is placed in the first nights position followed by a candle in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th spots.
Lighting the candles:
The Shamash, the middle candle, is lit first. The Shamash is then used to light the 4th candle from the right, followed by the 3rd, 2nd and 1st candle.

Candle-lighting: 5th Night of Hanukkah
Placing the candles:
The Shamash is placed first in the Menorah. Then a candle is placed in the first nights position followed by a candle in the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th spots.
Lighting the candles:
The Shamash, the middle candle, is lit first. The Shamash is then used to light the 5th candle from the right, followed by the 4th, 3rd, 2nd and 1st candle.

Candle-lighting: 6th Night of Hanukkah
Placing the candles:
The Shamash is placed first in the Menorah. Then a candle is placed in the first nights position followed by a candle in the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
Lighting the candles:
The Shamash, the middle candle, is lit first. The Shamash is then used to light the 6th candle from the right, followed by the 5th, 4th, 3rd, 2nd and 1st candle.

Candle-lighting: 7th Night of Hanukkah
Placing the candles:
The Shamash is placed first in the Menorah. Then a candle is placed in the first nights position followed by a candle in the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th spots.
Lighting the candles:
The Shamash, the middle candle, is lit first. The Shamash is then used to light the 7th candle from the right, followed by the 6th, 5th, 4th, 3rd, 2nd and 1st candle.

Candle-lighting: 8th, and last, Night of Hanukkah
Placing the candles:
The Shamash is placed first in the Menorah. Then a candle is placed in the first nights position followed by a candle in the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th spots.
Lighting the candles:
The Shamash, the middle candle, is lit first. The Shamash is then used to light the 8th candle from the right, followed by the 7th, 6th, 5th, 4th, 3rd, 2nd and 1st candle.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Rab Ne Bana De Jodi & Shah Rukh Khan


Eight years of waiting is over. SRK & Aditya chopra combination has always created havoc in boxoffice. In 1996,they combined together for the first time in DDLJ and rest is history. DDLJ is one of the landmark of Indian film history. Next there was MOHABATTEIN in 2000.It was a blockblaster again. There was a long gap.In 2007 ,came CHAK DE . It was an Adi-SRK combination( though not directed by Adi himself).CHAK DE was not only a smash hit,butit was a classic movie also.After OSO in 2007,(which made more than 100 crores of business) SRK is appearing on screen after a gap of one year. So there is a HUGE expections regarding RAB NE BANA DE JODI & SHAH RUKH>
What could be the key points of this film?

* Directional magic of ADI.

* Foottapping music by SALIM SULEIMAN (already a musical hit)

* Fresh face ANUSKYA.In OSO,SRK brought DEEPIKA into limelight. This time, is it ANUSKYA?

* One and only SRK.He has a double role in this film. In one role,SRK has an AMOL PALEKER look- a bit shabby, specs, moustache. Another role has SHAH RUKH at his flamboynt best.


The bottomline: RAB NE BANA DE JODI & SHAH RUKH is going to be a BLOCKBUSTER. You may bet.